Dyevchonka platye shik alya parizh,
Kolye na shyestisotyy myersyedyes,
Prishla v kabak i osip v nyem zavis,
I razbudila v tyelye intyeryes...
Kak ni kruti ona pri vsyem...
I ya svoyey lyubimoy govoryu
Davay domoy, ya budu chyeryez chas,
A sam na etu dyevochku smotryu
I dumayu vlyublyus kak v pyervyy raz.
Da chto tam pyervyy i vtoroy! ya yey skazhu
Sadityes, milaya! i stul nogoy otstavlyu,
Ya nomyera nam v svyechkye zakazhu,
My progulyayemsya s toboy po yaroslavlyu.
Ya pokazhu tyebye gostinitsu bristol,
Tvyeritskiy bor i staryy volkovskiy tyeatr,
Gdye frayera plyasali karambol
I nastupali skromnym baryshnyam na pyatki.
Nye ustala? nu poydyem, ty tak mila,
I tvoy razmyer vzdykhayet ochyen syeksualno,
I ty vo mnye vsye chuvstva razozhgla,
No ya zhyenat mnye eti chuvstva amoralny!
Nye nado mnye syegodnya vodki i vina,
Pust otdykhayut yaroslavskiye bandity,
Mnye golovnaya bol syegodnya nye nuzhna,
I khvatit pryessa na pantyushki i biskvity.
Poyekhali v svyechu, nas vaksman zhdyet,
I yesli vam zakralis nyevznachay somnyenya
Naschyet morali eto malyenkiy prikol!
I dankye shon vy budyetye pod vpyechatlyenyem!